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National League for Democracy

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European Union

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European Union

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Democratic Party (USA)

2025-09-22T22:53:51Z

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Liberalism

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Likud

2025-09-22T22:37:36Z

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{{Party
|themecolor = #0047AB
|textcolor = #FFFFFF
|title = [[File:Likud-icon.png]]'''Likud - National Liberal Movement'''[[File:Likud-icon.png]] 
הליכוד 
ليكود
|image = File:Likud-art.png
|caption = "The Consolidation"
|country = [[File:Israel-icon.png]] [[Israel|State of Israel]]
|period = 1973-
|status = Ruling party of Israel
|influences = *[[File:Capitalism-icon.png]] [[Capitalism]]
*[[File:Conservatism-icon.png]] [[Conservatism]]
*[[File:Islamophobia-icon.png]] [[Islamophobia]]
*[[File:Israel-icon.png]] [[Zionism]]
|likes = Israel, Ze'ev Jabotinsky, <s>Killing innocent Palestinians,</s> National Liberalism
|dislikes = Palestine, Hamas, Communism, Muslims, Arabs}}

[[File:Likud-icon.png]] '''Likud''' (lit. the '''Consolidation''') is a political party in [[File:Israel-icon.png]] [[Israel]].

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United Malays National Organization

2025-09-22T22:28:38Z

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Ass Burgers Syndrome✡ is a disorder caused by the jews and the vaccines they want us to take. A certain kike named Dr. Hans Asperger, due to his Jew instinct to make up nonexistent diseases to scam otherwise normal people out of their money (which would later cover their later jew plot for global vaccines) , had the brilliant idea of putting all the psychopaths with little or no social skills in one group and diagnosed them with a new mental illness: AUTISM. (The name itself is a euphemism for what he called "Autistic Sociopaths"). Like all mental illness there is absolutely no physical evidence that it actually exists, but for expecting parents it replaces Down's Syndrome as the number one disorder they fear their child will develop. It differs from High Functioning Autism in that it was considered utter bullshit before it was popular to invent psychiatric disorders.

The use of this card has been getting Chris-Chan out of trouble since 1982
Asperger-monsters are the most self-centered, emotionless selfish pieces of shit on the planet. Devoid of empathy, social reasoning, social context, or self-awareness, they are sociopaths with another definition, who live to collect and catalog meaningless items like barcodes, bottletops, and plastic crap by any means possible including murder. Common symptoms of Asperger's Syndrome include failing at social interaction and empathy, failing at communication, failing at getting a job, failing at life, failing at hygiene, becoming obsessed with animu or video games, and breaking out into fits of Stress™ when their strict routines are broken or when they're asked to stop being lazy, self-serving leeches living off the government and their parents.

For these reasons, Asperger's Syndrome has greatly eclipsed ADHD as the popular diagnosis of choice for pretty much every group of retards on the internet. It is of no coincidence then that all people with Asperger's Syndrome are fugly.

Interestingly, the effects of long-term neglect in early childhood are nearly identical to Asperger's Syndrome, which itself can be fairly compared to psychopathy and sociopathy. This proves to be a good argument for drastic measures. Be sure to thank the nearest Aspie for drawing Sonic the Hedgehog porn rather than killing and eating neurotypicals (with chicken tendies on the side).

Asperger's Syndrome remains the one of the most compelling argument for eugenics ever established. Examples of famous people with assburgers are Muhammad, Albert Einstein, Al Gore, L. Ron Hubbard, Jay Leno, Abraham Lincoln, Mark Zuckerberg, Hitler, and the Japanese.

African National Congress

2025-09-22T22:28:04Z

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[[Image:Blacksrelax.jpg|thumb|Words of wisdom. Repeat after me, [[mormons|class]]!]]
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[[Image:SmallBlackDick4.jpg|thumb|[[The Great Black Dick Hoax|Black men are known for their sexual prowess and their extremely large penises.]]]]
[[Image:Nigrobwimn.jpg|thumb|right|Just like the movie King Kong, real life monkeys don't let go once the white womenz is in their grasp]]
[[File:Reddit niggers.png|thumb|Nigger heaven – it's called [[Reddit]]. ]]
[[File:Reddit - they said they wouldn't read it!.png|thumb|So offensive that saying it on [[Reddit|Nigger Heaven]] will earn you an instant ban.]]

'''Niggers''' ''(Genus:'''Simius''', the Monkey; politically correct: '''Americanus Basketballensis''')'' are a species of apes devolved from interbreeding gorillas and orangutans (not bonobos/chimpanzees, higher life forms), and proof of the "Missing Link" theory in Evolutionary Biology as the more retarded simian cousins to the Neanderthal ancestors of our higher species ''[[White|Homo Sapiens]]''. Due to a lack of evolutionary pressure and incentives from their native environment, the Niggers were [[Mental retardation|unable to develop the IQ]] required for civilization due to mental retardation. Premature exposure to human civilization in fact overloads their cerebral cortexes, resulting in instinctive violence. This is known as a [[chimp out]] or a "Nigger Moment". This is why, when subjected to the stress of a human-dominated environment, a Great Ape specimen degenerates into the highly dangerous form known as the Nigger (example: what happened to [[Harambe]]). Niggers are [[poor]], retarded, so ugly that even animal lovers don't want to fuck them, and worse, they smell like a mixture of wild animal fur and a decayed old mop full of shit even after taking a shower. Having spent the last million years in the African jungle throwing spears at each other and swinging on vines, niggers are predisposed to crime and antisocial behavior due to their biology and (de)evolution.

nvironments where a Human can observe how wild Niggers interact with Nature include: [[Africa]], [[KFC]], the [[Ghetto|Projects]] your local [[Prison|Zoo]], and getting [[Irony|executed for being a violent non-white monkey]]. Today, wild Niggers astray in Human environments are known to capture [[White|Human]] females and drag them back to their hives for breeding and/or lunch, though it is possible for a Human to condition the Nigger to temporarily conform to Human values via [[Slavery|specialized social rehabilitation techniques]]. For a [[Lulz|heart-warming end]] to your visit at the zoo, go to the primate enclosure and you may see some niggers spending some quality time with their relatives via their instinctive mating ritual of smearing each other with their pheromone-filled [[Shit|excrement]]. For this reason, [[Cops|zookeepers and professional veterinarians]] commonly mistake wild niggers for escaped chimpanzees and throw them into the chimp enclosure, where they quickly fit right in and [[Chimpout|fully revert to their monkey appearance]].
The diet of a nigger consists primarily of [[shit]] self-loathing and being a professional victim, fried chicken, watermelons, [[Kool-Aid]], [[Purple Drank]], malt liquor and cocaine with an extra topping of shit, all proven by science to have zero content of DHA necessary for human brain development. If the nigger is hungry, they will almost certainly resort to [[cannibalism]] and eat the closest monkey or niglet nearby. [[Ebola-chan]] was God's punishment for niggers eating each other alive and killing each other 100% of the time due to AIDS spreading from their rape. Niggers, like their tree-dwelling monkey forefathers, will almost always resort to their simian instincts, raping white women and throwing their own shit at other niggers due to their mental disability to comprehend abstract human values such as ethics, math, respect, and the Rule of Law. Because of the prevalence of violence in nigger territory, 9 out of 10 wild niggers are at risk of being captured by [[Cops|Animal Control]] and subjected to [[Lynching|Euthanasia]] before the age of three. Niggers also almost constantly make [[Rap|noise]] about raping Humans and stealing [[welfare]] checks from invalid grandmothers so they can pretend they bought those plastic spinning hubcaps they stole from other niggers to "pimp out" their stolen 1974 Cadillacs. Breakdancing was invented by niggers stealing hubcaps from moving cars.

Moderate Party

2025-09-22T22:26:48Z

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African National Congress

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African National Congress

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{{Party
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|textcolor = #FFCC00
|title = [[File:ANC-icon.png]] '''African National Congress''' [[File:ANC-icon.png]]
|country = [[File:SouthAfrica-icon.png]] [[South Africa|Republic of South Africa]]
|period = 1912-1960 
1990-
|status = Current ruling and dominant party
|influences = *[[File:AntiRacist-icon.png]] Anti-Racism
*[[File:AntiImperialism-icon.png]] Anti-Imperialism
*[[File:AfricanSocialism-icon.png]] [[African Socialism]]
*[[File:SocDem-icon.png]] [[Social Democracy]]
*[[File:PanAfrica-icon.png]] [[Pan-Nationalism|Pan-Africanism]]
'''Historical:'''
*[[File:AntiCorrupt-icon.png]] Anti-Corruption
|affil = *[[File:SocialInt-icon.png]] [[Socialist International]]
|likes = Equality, Nelson Mandela, F. W. de Klerk, Diversity
|dislikes = Racism <s>(formerly)</s>, White Supremacists, Apartheid, P. W. Botha
}}
The [[File:ANC-icon.png]] '''African National Congress''' is a political party in [[File:SouthAfrica-icon.png]] [[South Africa]]. It is the dominant and current ruling party of the country since the first post-Apartheid elections in 1994.

The party was founded as the '''South African Native National Congress''' in the future capital city of Bloemfontein, aimed at promoting rights for [[File:8-icon.png]] native South Africans.

The party was banned in 1960 following the [[Wikipedia:Sharpeville massacre|Sharpeville massacre]], and it was unbanned nearly 3 decades later in 1990, when the former [[File:OldSouthAfrica-icon.png]] Apartheid government started to reform itself under F. W. de Klerk.

In 1994, the [[File:ANC-icon.png]] ANC under Nelson Mandela won a majority in the first [[File:SouthAfrica-icon.png]] post-Apartheid elections, winning more than 60% of the total votes.

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Thalassoism

2025-09-22T22:20:55Z

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Ass Burgers Syndrome✡ is a disorder caused by the jews and the vaccines they want us to take. A certain kike named Dr. Hans Asperger, due to his Jew instinct to make up nonexistent diseases to scam otherwise normal people out of their money (which would later cover their later jew plot for global vaccines) , had the brilliant idea of putting all the psychopaths with little or no social skills in one group and diagnosed them with a new mental illness: AUTISM. (The name itself is a euphemism for what he called "Autistic Sociopaths"). Like all mental illness there is absolutely no physical evidence that it actually exists, but for expecting parents it replaces Down's Syndrome as the number one disorder they fear their child will develop. It differs from High Functioning Autism in that it was considered utter bullshit before it was popular to invent psychiatric disorders.

The use of this card has been getting Chris-Chan out of trouble since 1982
Asperger-monsters are the most self-centered, emotionless selfish pieces of shit on the planet. Devoid of empathy, social reasoning, social context, or self-awareness, they are sociopaths with another definition, who live to collect and catalog meaningless items like barcodes, bottletops, and plastic crap by any means possible including murder. Common symptoms of Asperger's Syndrome include failing at social interaction and empathy, failing at communication, failing at getting a job, failing at life, failing at hygiene, becoming obsessed with animu or video games, and breaking out into fits of Stress™ when their strict routines are broken or when they're asked to stop being lazy, self-serving leeches living off the government and their parents.

For these reasons, Asperger's Syndrome has greatly eclipsed ADHD as the popular diagnosis of choice for pretty much every group of retards on the internet. It is of no coincidence then that all people with Asperger's Syndrome are fugly.

Interestingly, the effects of long-term neglect in early childhood are nearly identical to Asperger's Syndrome, which itself can be fairly compared to psychopathy and sociopathy. This proves to be a good argument for drastic measures. Be sure to thank the nearest Aspie for drawing Sonic the Hedgehog porn rather than killing and eating neurotypicals (with chicken tendies on the side).

Asperger's Syndrome remains the one of the most compelling argument for eugenics ever established. Examples of famous people with assburgers are Muhammad, Albert Einstein, Al Gore, L. Ron Hubbard, Jay Leno, Abraham Lincoln, Mark Zuckerberg, Hitler, and the Japanese.

Thalassoism

2025-09-22T22:20:06Z

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