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			{{Party
			\| themecolor =#BA0000
			\| textcolor =white
			\| title = [[File:UMNO-icon.png]] United Malays National Organization [[File:UMNO-icon.png]]
			\| image = File:404img.png
			\| caption =
			\| flagimage = [[File:UMNOflag.png\|400px]]
			\| name = Pertubuhan Kebangsaan Melayu Bersatu (Malay Rumi script)<br>ڤرتوبوهن كبڠساءن ملايو برساتو (Jawi Script)
			\| aliases = UMNO<br>PEKEMBAR<br>Umngok (Perjoratively)
			\| ideologies = Ethnic Nationalism<br>Social Conservatism<br>Ketuanan Melayu
			\| country = Malaysia
			\| foundation = 1946
			\| preceded = [[United Malays Organization]] <br>[[United Sabah National Organization]] (In Sabah)
			\| split into = [[Malaysian Islamic Party]]<br>[[Independence for Malaya Party]]<br>[[Spirit of 46 Malay Party]]<br>[[People's Justice Party]]<br>[[Malaysian United Indigenous Party]]
			\|coalition = [[National Front (Malaysia)\|Barisan Nasional]]
			\| song = Bersatu, Bersetia, Berkhidmat
			\| wings = Pergerakan Pemuda UMNO (Youth Wing)<br>Wanita UMNO (Women's Wing)<br>Pergerakan Puteri UMNO (Women Youth Wing)<br>Kelab Mahasiswa UMNO (Student Wing)
			\| politicians = Onn Ja'afar<br>
			\| position = Right-Wing
			\| likes = Article 153
			\| dislikes = DAP (Mostly)
			\| status = Active, <s>Former self banned by court order in 1988</s>
			}}

			The United Malays National Organisation, abbreviated UMNO or lesser-known as PEKEMBAR, is a nationalist right-wing political party in Malaysia. As the oldest continuous national political party within Malaysia, UMNO has once been called Malaysia's "Grand Old Party".
			==History==
			==Ideologies==
			===Ketuanan Melayu===
			==Personality and Behaviour==
			When depicted alongside [[Malaysia Mighty Bumiputera Party\|PUTRA]], UMNO is presented as the more moderate, down-to-earth and level-headed of the two.
			==How to Draw==
			#Draw a white ball.
			#Fill the upper half with red.
			#Draw a yellow circle in the middle.
			#Draw a green ''Keris'' (Malay dagger) pointing lower right.
			#Draw the eyes.
			#Add a songkok.
			#Optional: Draw a pair of sunglasses or change the songkok into a red ''Tanjak'' (Headgear) <s>or hat of Kleptocracy for some cases</s>
			==Relationships==
			===Friends===
			===Frenemies===
			===Enemies===

			==Further Information==

			[[Category:Malaysia]]

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	Porn Pornography (known as porn(o), pr0n, XXX, or the clear history button) is the best thing since sliced bread, it's the reason all your relationships are fucked, it's the reason your homework is never done on time, it's the reason your parents put filters on your computer, it's the reason your boss installed security cameras in the dry storage room and it's the reason you will die alone. Ninety-nine percent of all bandwidth on the internet is devoted to porn and it's a proven fact that if live-action porn includes both genders, the director will spend 90% of the shots with a close up of the men's ass and 90% of his paycheck on smack.

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	~~Ass~~ (~~zh: Ѡ~~) ~~usually refers to a person~~'s ~~buttocks; a gathering of fat and muscle (mostly fat) upon which people sit. The most important part of~~ the ~~ass~~, the ~~asshole~~ is ~~where faggots love~~ the ~~cock~~. ~~Other individuals have ass fetishes~~ and spend ~~countless hours admiring photographs, artwork and depictions~~ of the ~~human~~ ass and ~~cumfarts~~.		Porn Pornography (known as porn(o), pr0n, XXX, or the clear history button) is the best thing since sliced bread, it's the reason all your relationships are fucked, it's the reason your homework is never done on time, it's the reason your parents put filters on your computer, it's the reason your boss installed security cameras in the dry storage room and it's the reason you will die alone. Ninety-nine percent of all bandwidth on the internet is devoted to porn and it's a proven fact that if live-action porn includes both genders, the director will spend 90% of the shots with a close up of the men's ass and 90% of his paycheck on smack.

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	Ass Burgers Syndrome✡ is a disorder caused by the jews and the vaccines they want us to take. A certain kike named Dr. Hans Asperger, due to his Jew instinct to make up nonexistent diseases to scam otherwise normal people out of their money (~~which would later cover their later jew plot for global vaccines~~) ~~, had the brilliant idea~~ of ~~putting all the psychopaths with little or no social skills in one group~~ and ~~diagnosed them with a new mental illness: AUTISM.~~ (~~The name itself is a euphemism for what he called "Autistic Sociopaths"~~). Like all mental illness there is absolutely no physical evidence that it actually exists, but for expecting parents it replaces Down's Syndrome as the number one disorder they fear their child will develop. It differs from High Functioning Autism in that it was considered utter bullshit before it was popular to invent psychiatric disorders.		Ass (zh: Ѡ) usually refers to a person's buttocks; a gathering of fat and muscle (mostly fat) upon which people sit. The most important part of the ass, the asshole is where faggots love the cock. Other individuals have ass fetishes and spend countless hours admiring photographs, artwork and depictions of the human ass and cumfarts.


	The ~~use of this card has been getting Chris-Chan out of trouble since 1982~~
	~~Asperger-monsters are the~~ most ~~self-centered, emotionless selfish pieces~~ of ~~shit on~~ the ~~planet. Devoid of empathy, social reasoning, social context~~, or self-awareness, they are sociopaths with another definition, who live to collect and catalog meaningless items like barcodes, bottletops, and plastic crap by any means possible including murder. Common symptoms of Asperger's Syndrome include failing at social interaction and empathy, failing at communication, failing at getting a job, failing at life, failing at hygiene, becoming obsessed with animu or video games, and breaking out into fits of Stress™ when their strict routines are broken or when they're asked to stop being lazy, self-serving leeches living off the ~~government and their parents.~~

	~~For these reasons, Asperger's Syndrome has greatly eclipsed ADHD as the popular diagnosis of choice for pretty much every group of retards on~~ the ~~internet~~. ~~It is of no coincidence then that all people with Asperger's Syndrome are fugly.~~

	~~Interestingly, the effects of long-term neglect in early childhood are nearly identical to Asperger's Syndrome~~, ~~which itself can be fairly compared to psychopathy~~ and sociopathy. This proves to be a good argument for drastic measures. Be sure to thank the nearest Aspie for drawing Sonic the Hedgehog porn rather than killing and eating neurotypicals (with chicken tendies on the side).

	~~Asperger's Syndrome remains the one~~ of the most compelling argument for eugenics ever established. Examples of famous people with assburgers are Muhammad, Albert Einstein, Al Gore, L. Ron Hubbard, Jay Leno, Abraham Lincoln, Mark Zuckerberg, Hitler, and ~~the Japanese~~.

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	Ass Burgers Syndrome✡ is a disorder caused by the jews and the vaccines they want us to take. A certain kike named Dr. Hans Asperger, due to his Jew instinct to make up nonexistent diseases to scam otherwise normal people out of their money (which would later cover their later jew plot for global vaccines) , had the brilliant idea of putting all the psychopaths with little or no social skills in one group and diagnosed them with a new mental illness: AUTISM. (The name itself is a euphemism for what he called "Autistic Sociopaths"). Like all mental illness there is absolutely no physical evidence that it actually exists, but for expecting parents it replaces Down's Syndrome as the number one disorder they fear their child will develop. It differs from High Functioning Autism in that it was considered utter bullshit before it was popular to invent psychiatric disorders.		Ass Burgers Syndrome✡ is a disorder caused by the jews and the vaccines they want us to take. A certain kike named Dr. Hans Asperger, due to his Jew instinct to make up nonexistent diseases to scam otherwise normal people out of their money (which would later cover their later jew plot for global vaccines) , had the brilliant idea of putting all the psychopaths with little or no social skills in one group and diagnosed them with a new mental illness: AUTISM. (The name itself is a euphemism for what he called "Autistic Sociopaths"). Like all mental illness there is absolutely no physical evidence that it actually exists, but for expecting parents it replaces Down's Syndrome as the number one disorder they fear their child will develop. It differs from High Functioning Autism in that it was considered utter bullshit before it was popular to invent psychiatric disorders.

CUMSLUT at 22:33, 22 September 2025

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	Ass Burgers Syndrome✡ is a disorder caused by the jews and the vaccines they want us to take. A certain kike named Dr. Hans Asperger, due to his Jew instinct to make up nonexistent diseases to scam otherwise normal people out of their money (which would later cover their later jew plot for global vaccines) , had the brilliant idea of putting all the psychopaths with little or no social skills in one group and diagnosed them with a new mental illness: AUTISM. (The name itself is a euphemism for what he called "Autistic Sociopaths"). Like all mental illness there is absolutely no physical evidence that it actually exists, but for expecting parents it replaces Down's Syndrome as the number one disorder they fear their child will develop. It differs from High Functioning Autism in that it was considered utter bullshit before it was popular to invent psychiatric disorders.		Ass Burgers Syndrome✡ is a disorder caused by the jews and the vaccines they want us to take. A certain kike named Dr. Hans Asperger, due to his Jew instinct to make up nonexistent diseases to scam otherwise normal people out of their money (which would later cover their later jew plot for global vaccines) , had the brilliant idea of putting all the psychopaths with little or no social skills in one group and diagnosed them with a new mental illness: AUTISM. (The name itself is a euphemism for what he called "Autistic Sociopaths"). Like all mental illness there is absolutely no physical evidence that it actually exists, but for expecting parents it replaces Down's Syndrome as the number one disorder they fear their child will develop. It differs from High Functioning Autism in that it was considered utter bullshit before it was popular to invent psychiatric disorders.

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