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The African National Congress is a political party in South Africa. It is the dominant and current ruling party of the country since the first post-Apartheid elections in 1994.

The party was founded as the South African Native National Congress in the future capital city of Bloemfontein, aimed at promoting rights for File:8-icon.png native South Africans.

The party was banned in 1960 following the Sharpeville massacre, and it was unbanned nearly 3 decades later in 1990, when the former File:OldSouthAfrica-icon.png Apartheid government started to reform itself under F. W. de Klerk.

In 1994, the ANC under Nelson Mandela won a majority in the first post-Apartheid elections, winning more than 60% of the total votes.

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+{{Party
+|themecolor = #018100
+|textcolor = #FFCC00
+|title = [[File:ANC-icon.png]] '''African National Congress''' [[File:ANC-icon.png]]
+|country = [[File:SouthAfrica-icon.png]] [[South Africa|Republic of South Africa]]
+|period = 1912-1960<br>
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+|status = Current ruling and dominant party
+|influences = *[[File:AntiRacist-icon.png]] Anti-Racism
+*[[File:AntiImperialism-icon.png]] Anti-Imperialism
+*[[File:AfricanSocialism-icon.png]] [[African Socialism]]
+*[[File:SocDem-icon.png]] [[Social Democracy]]
+*[[File:PanAfrica-icon.png]] [[Pan-Nationalism|Pan-Africanism]]
+'''Historical:'''
+*[[File:AntiCorrupt-icon.png]] Anti-Corruption
+|affil = *[[File:SocialInt-icon.png]] [[Socialist International]]
+|likes = Equality, Nelson Mandela, F. W. de Klerk, Diversity
+|dislikes = Racism <s>(formerly)</s>, White Supremacists, Apartheid, P. W. Botha
+}}
+The [[File:ANC-icon.png]] '''African National Congress''' is a political party in [[File:SouthAfrica-icon.png]] [[South Africa]]. It is the dominant and current ruling party of the country since the first post-Apartheid elections in 1994.
+The party was founded as the '''South African Native National Congress''' in the future capital city of Bloemfontein, aimed at promoting rights for [[File:8-icon.png]] native South Africans.
+The party was banned in 1960 following the [[Wikipedia:Sharpeville massacre|Sharpeville massacre]], and it was unbanned nearly 3 decades later in 1990, when the former [[File:OldSouthAfrica-icon.png]] Apartheid government started to reform itself under F. W. de Klerk.
+In 1994, the [[File:ANC-icon.png]] ANC under Nelson Mandela won a majority in the first [[File:SouthAfrica-icon.png]] post-Apartheid elections, winning more than 60% of the total votes.
+[[Category:Parties]]