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The United Malays National Organisation, abbreviated UMNO or lesser-known as PEKEMBAR, is a nationalist right-wing political party in Malaysia. As the oldest continuous national political party within Malaysia, UMNO has once been called Malaysia's "Grand Old Party".

History

Ideologies

Ketuanan Melayu

Personality and Behaviour

When depicted alongside PUTRA, UMNO is presented as the more moderate, down-to-earth and level-headed of the two.

How to Draw

Draw a white ball.
Fill the upper half with red.
Draw a yellow circle in the middle.
Draw a green Keris (Malay dagger) pointing lower right.
Draw the eyes.
Add a songkok.
Optional: Draw a pair of sunglasses or change the songkok into a red Tanjak (Headgear) ~~or hat of Kleptocracy for some cases~~

Relationships

Friends

Frenemies

Enemies

Further Information

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-Ass Burgers Syndrome✡ is a disorder caused by the jews and the vaccines they want us to take. A certain kike named Dr. Hans Asperger, due to his Jew instinct to make up nonexistent diseases to scam otherwise normal people out of their money (which would later cover their later jew plot for global vaccines) , had the brilliant idea of putting all the psychopaths with little or no social skills in one group and diagnosed them with a new mental illness: AUTISM. (The name itself is a euphemism for what he called "Autistic Sociopaths"). Like all mental illness there is absolutely no physical evidence that it actually exists, but for expecting parents it replaces Down's Syndrome as the number one disorder they fear their child will develop. It differs from High Functioning Autism in that it was considered utter bullshit before it was popular to invent psychiatric disorders.
+{{Party
+ | themecolor   =#BA0000
+ | textcolor    =white
+ | title        = [[File:UMNO-icon.png]] United Malays National Organization [[File:UMNO-icon.png]]
+ | image        = File:404img.png
+ | caption      =
+ | flagimage    = [[File:UMNOflag.png|400px]]
+ | name         = Pertubuhan Kebangsaan Melayu Bersatu (Malay Rumi script)<br>ڤرتوبوهن كبڠساءن ملايو برساتو (Jawi Script)
+ | aliases      = UMNO<br>PEKEMBAR<br>Umngok (Perjoratively)
+ | ideologies  = Ethnic Nationalism<br>Social Conservatism<br>Ketuanan Melayu
+ | country      = Malaysia
+ | foundation   = 1946
+ | preceded     = [[United Malays Organization]] <br>[[United Sabah National Organization]] (In Sabah)
+ | split into   = [[Malaysian Islamic Party]]<br>[[Independence for Malaya Party]]<br>[[Spirit of 46 Malay Party]]<br>[[People's Justice Party]]<br>[[Malaysian United Indigenous Party]]
+|coalition = [[National Front (Malaysia)|Barisan Nasional]]
+ | song         = Bersatu, Bersetia, Berkhidmat
+ | wings        = Pergerakan Pemuda UMNO (Youth Wing)<br>Wanita UMNO (Women's Wing)<br>Pergerakan Puteri UMNO (Women Youth Wing)<br>Kelab Mahasiswa UMNO (Student Wing)
+ | politicians  = Onn Ja'afar<br>
+ | position     = Right-Wing
+ | likes        = Article 153
+ | dislikes     = DAP (Mostly)
+ | status       = Active, <s>Former self banned by court order in 1988</s>
+}}
+The United Malays National Organisation, abbreviated UMNO or lesser-known as PEKEMBAR, is a nationalist right-wing political party in Malaysia. As the oldest continuous national political party within Malaysia, UMNO has once been called Malaysia's "Grand Old Party".
+==History==
+==Ideologies==
+===Ketuanan Melayu===
+==Personality and Behaviour==
+When depicted alongside [[Malaysia Mighty Bumiputera Party|PUTRA]], UMNO is presented as the more moderate, down-to-earth and level-headed of the two.
+==How to Draw==
+#Draw a white ball.
+#Fill the upper half with red.
+#Draw a yellow circle in the middle.
+#Draw a green ''Keris'' (Malay dagger) pointing lower right.
+#Draw the eyes.
+#Add a songkok.
+#Optional: Draw a pair of sunglasses or change the songkok into a red ''Tanjak'' (Headgear) <s>or hat of Kleptocracy for some cases</s>
+==Relationships==
+===Friends===
+===Frenemies===
+===Enemies===
-The use of this card has been getting Chris-Chan out of trouble since 1982
+==Further Information==
-Asperger-monsters are the most self-centered, emotionless selfish pieces of shit on the planet. Devoid of empathy, social reasoning, social context, or self-awareness, they are sociopaths with another definition, who live to collect and catalog meaningless items like barcodes, bottletops, and plastic crap by any means possible including murder. Common symptoms of Asperger's Syndrome include failing at social interaction and empathy, failing at communication, failing at getting a job, failing at life, failing at hygiene, becoming obsessed with animu or video games, and breaking out into fits of Stress™ when their strict routines are broken or when they're asked to stop being lazy, self-serving leeches living off the government and their parents.
-For these reasons, Asperger's Syndrome has greatly eclipsed ADHD as the popular diagnosis of choice for pretty much every group of retards on the internet. It is of no coincidence then that all people with Asperger's Syndrome are fugly.
+[[Category:Malaysia]]
-Interestingly, the effects of long-term neglect in early childhood are nearly identical to Asperger's Syndrome, which itself can be fairly compared to psychopathy and sociopathy. This proves to be a good argument for drastic measures. Be sure to thank the nearest Aspie for drawing Sonic the Hedgehog porn rather than killing and eating neurotypicals (with chicken tendies on the side).
-Asperger's Syndrome remains the one of the most compelling argument for eugenics ever established. Examples of famous people with assburgers are Muhammad, Albert Einstein, Al Gore, L. Ron Hubbard, Jay Leno, Abraham Lincoln, Mark Zuckerberg, Hitler, and the Japanese.