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The African National Congress is a political party in South Africa. It is the dominant and current ruling party of the country since the first post-Apartheid elections in 1994.

The party was founded as the South African Native National Congress in the future capital city of Bloemfontein, aimed at promoting rights for File:8-icon.png native South Africans.

The party was banned in 1960 following the Sharpeville massacre, and it was unbanned nearly 3 decades later in 1990, when the former File:OldSouthAfrica-icon.png Apartheid government started to reform itself under F. W. de Klerk.

In 1994, the ANC under Nelson Mandela won a majority in the first post-Apartheid elections, winning more than 60% of the total votes.

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-Ass Burgers Syndrome✡ is a disorder caused by the jews and the vaccines they want us to take. A certain kike named Dr. Hans Asperger, due to his Jew instinct to make up nonexistent diseases to scam otherwise normal people out of their money (which would later cover their later jew plot for global vaccines) , had the brilliant idea of putting all the psychopaths with little or no social skills in one group and diagnosed them with a new mental illness: AUTISM. (The name itself is a euphemism for what he called "Autistic Sociopaths"). Like all mental illness there is absolutely no physical evidence that it actually exists, but for expecting parents it replaces Down's Syndrome as the number one disorder they fear their child will develop. It differs from High Functioning Autism in that it was considered utter bullshit before it was popular to invent psychiatric disorders.
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+{{Party
+|themecolor = #018100
+|textcolor = #FFCC00
+|title = [[File:ANC-icon.png]] '''African National Congress''' [[File:ANC-icon.png]]
+|country = [[File:SouthAfrica-icon.png]] [[South Africa|Republic of South Africa]]
+|period = 1912-1960<br>
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+|status = Current ruling and dominant party
+|influences = *[[File:AntiRacist-icon.png]] Anti-Racism
+*[[File:AntiImperialism-icon.png]] Anti-Imperialism
+*[[File:AfricanSocialism-icon.png]] [[African Socialism]]
+*[[File:SocDem-icon.png]] [[Social Democracy]]
+*[[File:PanAfrica-icon.png]] [[Pan-Nationalism|Pan-Africanism]]
+'''Historical:'''
+*[[File:AntiCorrupt-icon.png]] Anti-Corruption
+|affil = *[[File:SocialInt-icon.png]] [[Socialist International]]
+|likes = Equality, Nelson Mandela, F. W. de Klerk, Diversity
+|dislikes = Racism <s>(formerly)</s>, White Supremacists, Apartheid, P. W. Botha
+}}
+The [[File:ANC-icon.png]] '''African National Congress''' is a political party in [[File:SouthAfrica-icon.png]] [[South Africa]]. It is the dominant and current ruling party of the country since the first post-Apartheid elections in 1994.
-The use of this card has been getting Chris-Chan out of trouble since 1982
+The party was founded as the '''South African Native National Congress''' in the future capital city of Bloemfontein, aimed at promoting rights for [[File:8-icon.png]] native South Africans.
-Asperger-monsters are the most self-centered, emotionless selfish pieces of shit on the planet. Devoid of empathy, social reasoning, social context, or self-awareness, they are sociopaths with another definition, who live to collect and catalog meaningless items like barcodes, bottletops, and plastic crap by any means possible including murder. Common symptoms of Asperger's Syndrome include failing at social interaction and empathy, failing at communication, failing at getting a job, failing at life, failing at hygiene, becoming obsessed with animu or video games, and breaking out into fits of Stress™ when their strict routines are broken or when they're asked to stop being lazy, self-serving leeches living off the government and their parents.
-For these reasons, Asperger's Syndrome has greatly eclipsed ADHD as the popular diagnosis of choice for pretty much every group of retards on the internet. It is of no coincidence then that all people with Asperger's Syndrome are fugly.
+The party was banned in 1960 following the [[Wikipedia:Sharpeville massacre|Sharpeville massacre]], and it was unbanned nearly 3 decades later in 1990, when the former [[File:OldSouthAfrica-icon.png]] Apartheid government started to reform itself under F. W. de Klerk.
-Interestingly, the effects of long-term neglect in early childhood are nearly identical to Asperger's Syndrome, which itself can be fairly compared to psychopathy and sociopathy. This proves to be a good argument for drastic measures. Be sure to thank the nearest Aspie for drawing Sonic the Hedgehog porn rather than killing and eating neurotypicals (with chicken tendies on the side).
+In 1994, the [[File:ANC-icon.png]] ANC under Nelson Mandela won a majority in the first [[File:SouthAfrica-icon.png]] post-Apartheid elections, winning more than 60% of the total votes.
-Asperger's Syndrome remains the one of the most compelling argument for eugenics ever established. Examples of famous people with assburgers are Muhammad, Albert Einstein, Al Gore, L. Ron Hubbard, Jay Leno, Abraham Lincoln, Mark Zuckerberg, Hitler, and the Japanese.
+[[Category:Parties]]