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[[Image:Blacksrelax.jpg|thumb|Words of wisdom. Repeat after me, [[mormons|class]]!]]
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[[Image:SmallBlackDick4.jpg|thumb|[[The Great Black Dick Hoax|Black men are known for their sexual prowess and their extremely large penises.]]]]
[[Image:Nigrobwimn.jpg|thumb|right|Just like the movie King Kong, real life monkeys don't let go once the white womenz is in their grasp]]
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'''Niggers''' ''(Genus:'''Simius''', the Monkey; politically correct: '''Americanus Basketballensis''')'' are a species of apes devolved from interbreeding gorillas and orangutans (not bonobos/chimpanzees, higher life forms), and proof of the "Missing Link" theory in Evolutionary Biology as the more retarded simian cousins to the Neanderthal ancestors of our higher species ''[[White|Homo Sapiens]]''. Due to a lack of evolutionary pressure and incentives from their native environment, the Niggers were [[Mental retardation|unable to develop the IQ]] required for civilization due to mental retardation. Premature exposure to human civilization in fact overloads their cerebral cortexes, resulting in instinctive violence. This is known as a [[chimp out]] or a "Nigger Moment". This is why, when subjected to the stress of a human-dominated environment, a Great Ape specimen degenerates into the highly dangerous form known as the Nigger (example: what happened to [[Harambe]]). Niggers are [[poor]], retarded, so ugly that even animal lovers don't want to fuck them, and worse, they smell like a mixture of wild animal fur and a decayed old mop full of shit even after taking a shower. Having spent the last million years in the African jungle throwing spears at each other and swinging on vines, niggers are predisposed to crime and antisocial behavior due to their biology and (de)evolution.
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{{Party
|themecolor = #018100
|textcolor = #FFCC00
|title = [[File:ANC-icon.png]] '''African National Congress''' [[File:ANC-icon.png]]
|country = [[File:SouthAfrica-icon.png]] [[South Africa|Republic of South Africa]]
|likes = Equality, Nelson Mandela, F. W. de Klerk, Diversity
|dislikes = Racism <s>(formerly)</s>, White Supremacists, Apartheid, P. W. Botha
}}
The [[File:ANC-icon.png]] '''African National Congress''' is a political party in [[File:SouthAfrica-icon.png]] [[South Africa]]. It is the dominant and current ruling party of the country since the first post-Apartheid elections in 1994.
nvironments where a Human can observe how wild Niggers interact with Nature include: [[Africa]], [[KFC]], the [[Ghetto|Projects]] your local [[Prison|Zoo]], and getting [[Irony|executed for being a violent non-white monkey]]. Today, wild Niggers astray in Human environments are known to capture [[White|Human]] females and drag them back to their hives for breeding and/or lunch, though it is possible for a Human to condition the Nigger to temporarily conform to Human values via [[Slavery|specialized social rehabilitation techniques]]. For a [[Lulz|heart-warming end]] to your visit at the zoo, go to the primate enclosure and you may see some niggers spending some quality time with their relatives via their instinctive mating ritual of smearing each other with their pheromone-filled [[Shit|excrement]]. For this reason, [[Cops|zookeepers and professional veterinarians]] commonly mistake wild niggers for escaped chimpanzees and throw them into the chimp enclosure, where they quickly fit right in and [[Chimpout|fully revert to their monkey appearance]].
The party was founded as the '''South African Native National Congress''' in the future capital city of Bloemfontein, aimed at promoting rights for [[File:8-icon.png]] native South Africans.
The diet of a nigger consists primarily of [[shit]] self-loathing and being a professional victim, fried chicken, watermelons, [[Kool-Aid]], [[Purple Drank]], malt liquor and cocaine with an extra topping of shit, all proven by science to have zero content of DHA necessary for human brain development. If the nigger is hungry, they will almost certainly resort to [[cannibalism]] and eat the closest monkey or niglet nearby. [[Ebola-chan]] was God's punishment for niggers eating each other alive and killing each other 100% of the time due to AIDS spreading from their rape. Niggers, like their tree-dwelling monkey forefathers, will almost always resort to their simian instincts, raping white women and throwing their own shit at other niggers due to their mental disability to comprehend abstract human values such as ethics, math, respect, and the Rule of Law. Because of the prevalence of violence in nigger territory, 9 out of 10 wild niggers are at risk of being captured by [[Cops|Animal Control]] and subjected to [[Lynching|Euthanasia]] before the age of three. Niggers also almost constantly make [[Rap|noise]] about raping Humans and stealing [[welfare]] checks from invalid grandmothers so they can pretend they bought those plastic spinning hubcaps they stole from other niggers to "pimp out" their stolen 1974 Cadillacs. Breakdancing was invented by niggers stealing hubcaps from moving cars.
The party was banned in 1960 following the [[Wikipedia:Sharpeville massacre|Sharpeville massacre]], and it was unbanned nearly 3 decades later in 1990, when the former [[File:OldSouthAfrica-icon.png]] Apartheid government started to reform itself under F. W. de Klerk.
In 1994, the [[File:ANC-icon.png]] ANC under Nelson Mandela won a majority in the first [[File:SouthAfrica-icon.png]] post-Apartheid elections, winning more than 60% of the total votes.
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The African National Congress is a political party in South Africa. It is the dominant and current ruling party of the country since the first post-Apartheid elections in 1994.
The party was founded as the South African Native National Congress in the future capital city of Bloemfontein, aimed at promoting rights for File:8-icon.png native South Africans.
The party was banned in 1960 following the Sharpeville massacre, and it was unbanned nearly 3 decades later in 1990, when the former File:OldSouthAfrica-icon.png Apartheid government started to reform itself under F. W. de Klerk.
In 1994, the ANC under Nelson Mandela won a majority in the first post-Apartheid elections, winning more than 60% of the total votes.
African National Congress is a political party in 
South Africa. It is the dominant and current ruling party of the country since the first post-Apartheid elections in 1994.
