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Niggers (Genus:Simius, the Monkey; politically correct: Americanus Basketballensis) are a species of apes devolved from interbreeding gorillas and orangutans (not bonobos/chimpanzees, higher life forms), and proof of the "Missing Link" theory in Evolutionary Biology as the more retarded simian cousins to the Neanderthal ancestors of our higher species Homo Sapiens. Due to a lack of evolutionary pressure and incentives from their native environment, the Niggers were unable to develop the IQ required for civilization due to mental retardation. Premature exposure to human civilization in fact overloads their cerebral cortexes, resulting in instinctive violence. This is known as a chimp out or a "Nigger Moment". This is why, when subjected to the stress of a human-dominated environment, a Great Ape specimen degenerates into the highly dangerous form known as the Nigger (example: what happened to Harambe). Niggers are poor, retarded, so ugly that even animal lovers don't want to fuck them, and worse, they smell like a mixture of wild animal fur and a decayed old mop full of shit even after taking a shower. Having spent the last million years in the African jungle throwing spears at each other and swinging on vines, niggers are predisposed to crime and antisocial behavior due to their biology and (de)evolution.
nvironments where a Human can observe how wild Niggers interact with Nature include: Africa, KFC, the Projects your local Zoo, and getting executed for being a violent non-white monkey. Today, wild Niggers astray in Human environments are known to capture Human females and drag them back to their hives for breeding and/or lunch, though it is possible for a Human to condition the Nigger to temporarily conform to Human values via specialized social rehabilitation techniques. For a heart-warming end to your visit at the zoo, go to the primate enclosure and you may see some niggers spending some quality time with their relatives via their instinctive mating ritual of smearing each other with their pheromone-filled excrement. For this reason, zookeepers and professional veterinarians commonly mistake wild niggers for escaped chimpanzees and throw them into the chimp enclosure, where they quickly fit right in and fully revert to their monkey appearance. The diet of a nigger consists primarily of shit self-loathing and being a professional victim, fried chicken, watermelons, Kool-Aid, Purple Drank, malt liquor and cocaine with an extra topping of shit, all proven by science to have zero content of DHA necessary for human brain development. If the nigger is hungry, they will almost certainly resort to cannibalism and eat the closest monkey or niglet nearby. Ebola-chan was God's punishment for niggers eating each other alive and killing each other 100% of the time due to AIDS spreading from their rape. Niggers, like their tree-dwelling monkey forefathers, will almost always resort to their simian instincts, raping white women and throwing their own shit at other niggers due to their mental disability to comprehend abstract human values such as ethics, math, respect, and the Rule of Law. Because of the prevalence of violence in nigger territory, 9 out of 10 wild niggers are at risk of being captured by Animal Control and subjected to Euthanasia before the age of three. Niggers also almost constantly make noise about raping Humans and stealing welfare checks from invalid grandmothers so they can pretend they bought those plastic spinning hubcaps they stole from other niggers to "pimp out" their stolen 1974 Cadillacs. Breakdancing was invented by niggers stealing hubcaps from moving cars.